HOW TO WIN AT CLASS WARFARE...

...OUTCLASS THEM!

HIGH TEA.

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"Noblesse Oblige, Y'all!"

"LIVING WELL ISTHE BEST REVENGE"

WHEN REAL SOCIALITES RULED THE LAND

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We, the politically polite...


We, the politically polite, hold these truths to be obvious... that, all politics are social, all parties are political, that good manners make good policies, civility equals civilization, and noblesse oblige is an admirable tradition.

The American Socialite Party is dedicated to the proposition that giving socialism a nicer name is the best way to dispel the misconception that  Americans are-anti-socialist. Not so, we just love our socialized securities.

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Learn This Socialite Salute:

TRY IT!   •    LEARN IT!    *    USE IT!

This handy "salute" is the sign of recognition and respect for fellow Socialites. White gloves are preferred but not required.

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Vindictive Virtuous Victimhood Epidemic

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Be a proud card-carrying-pinko-socialite!

Drag this ID card to your desktop, print, sign and keep with you at all times. Nothing screams "socially acceptable" more descreetly, while providing easy admittance to only those most desirable social occassions. The Socialite ID is your ticket to America's dream.